Total Medals Earned: 112 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,120 Points
Medals Earned: 37/63 (205/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 2/35 (10/245 points)
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Unlocked Ninja!
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Tricky!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 5/9 (105/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 9/27 (55/175 points)
What a Barbarian Gut!
The Beefest Tom Fulp Ever
So sad, Dead Brother
The Fulpness is within you!
SleepyCastDays
Dan Paladin is God
Lollypop
Found the Doctor with the fetus head
Found the love of your bandaged life.
OogaBooga
Portal Gods
Hey I'm Grump!
Big pile of metal
Boyfriend!
Madness boys!
With this crown I decree you the King of the NG Portal.
DO'H!
ClockCrewForever!
Time is messed up man
Cute Lil Warrior BugMan
Dig Em Up
Who let the bones out?!
Huah!
I'm not a real plumber!
I'm so tireeeeed
Medals Earned: 11/93 (75/750 points)
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Defeat Standard (any)
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...